Hydration with a little mischief.

Real fruit juice, five functional electrolytes, 20 Calories per can, and a crisp sparkle for nights out, early starts, and the mischief in between.

 Shop the 4-Can Pack — $16
Six cans of H₂Oe⁻™ Lemon-Lime stacked in a pyramid against a warm yellow background.

Stay Hydrated,

Stay Thirsty™
Two cans of H2Oe Electrolyte Water Lemon-Lime flavor are displayed on a light gray surface with a yellow lemon on the left and a green lime on the right.
A can of H2Oe Electrolyte Water in Lemon-Lime flavor stands upright on a white surface, flanked by a whole yellow lemon on the left and a whole lime on the right, against a clean white background.

Real Fruit Juice

Peach brings light sweetness, while lemon and lime add bright, refreshing tartness for a crisp, balanced finish.

The Functional Five

A good source of magnesium, phosphorus, chloride, potassium, and calcium for balanced hydration.

20 Calories per Can

A playful energy that refreshes without dulling your thirst for more.

More than just water.

Hi Hoe, Hi Hoe,

It's off to work you go.

🪏 And whether you’re tending the garden 🍑,
🔬 experimenting in the laboratory 🧪,
💪 pumping iron in the gym 🏋️‍♀️,
🕺 commanding the corner 🏪,
💃 or conquering the Cl⁻ub 🪩,

Your body needs more than water alone.

It needs H₂Oe⁻™.
H₂Oe⁻ Hoe Water First Run can
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  • H₂Oe⁻ Hoe Water First Run can
  • Two cans of H2Oe Electrolyte Water Lemon-Lime flavor are displayed on a light gray surface with a yellow lemon on the left and a green lime on the right.
  • Three cans of H2Oe Electrolyte Water, with one can stacked on top of two others. The cans are white with metallic gold accents and lids, featuring black text that reads 'HOE WATER LEMON-LIME' and 'STAY THIRSTY'.
  • H₂Oe⁻™ Lemon-Lime 4-Pack
H₂Oe⁻™ Lemon-Lime 4-Pack

H₂Oe⁻™ Lemon-Lime 4-Pack
$16.00

Meet H₂Oe⁻™

H₂Oe⁻™ (Hoe Water™) is a lightly sparkling electrolyte water crafted for nights out, early starts, and all the mischief in between.

Peach brings light sweetness, while lemon and lime add bright, refreshing tartness for a crisp, balanced finish.

4 × 16 fl oz cans

Why H₂Oe⁻™

  • ⚡ 20 Calories — Light, crisp, and refreshing.
  • 🖐️ The Functional Five — A good source of five electrolytes.
  • 🍑 Real Fruit Juice — Peach, lemon, and lime. Real tastes better.
  • 🚚 Shipping calculated at checkout. Free Las Vegas pickup by appointment; time and location arranged by email after purchase.

Stay Hydrated, Stay Thirsty™

🃏 The first 100 orders receive a collectible H₂Oe⁻st Card. Have a favorite? Add Eve, Marie, or Jezebel to the optional order note in your cart before checkout. Leave it blank and we’ll send a random card.

🍑 14% real fruit juice

⚡ Five functional electrolytes

🥤 20 Calories, no added sugar

🃏 First 100 orders include a collectible H₂Oe⁻st Card